Man Utd fan having a giraffe with Van Gaal animal pictures – but will stop horsing around when Reds win
Tell us about yer booty! Mancunians reveal treasure plundered for Talk Like A Pirate Day... and a body
Love, tentacley: Miranda the Octopus given Manchester human playmate because 'she likes him so much'
World’s cheapest sat nav: Manchester inventors claim 'coin flip' device takes you where you REALLY want to go
Last author banned as 'obscene' comes out of hiding for Manchester exhibition on boundary-pushing books
Snoop Dogg surprise: Rapper shocks Manchester WI – munching their cookies after gig... no, not those kind!
Dutch with a crutch... and he can't find the clutch: Inept driver sits Oldham pal's theory test... but fails it TWICE