Over the course of mankind people have had meteoric rises only to experience an all-mighty fall.
Susan Boyle, David Moyes, Rick Astley and EastEnders’ Ian Beale are just a handful of people who have seen heavy falls after touching the stars.
Well now you can add one more to your list – one whose rise and fall takes place over just four days.
A Manchester United fan created the Totally Man U account on Twitter and announced to the world on Sunday that he had left his job to start this account and hoped to ‘bring happiness to United fans around the world’.
He certainly brought happiness to his legion of fans – only not quite how he intended.
“Follow my incredible journey,” Totally Man U’s CEO said.
Indeed, it was an incredible journey, if a little short-lived. Let MM take you back to where it all started…
I left my job to start this account and I hope to bring happiness to United fans around the world. Follow my incredible journey.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
I would hereby like to welcome you all to TotallyManU. #FollowMyIncredibleJourney
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
The decision to leave my job to start this account wasn't easy. Please respect my privacy at this time. My focus now is on #TotallyManU.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
As founder of TotallyManU I would like to take this time to state that I am deeply saddened if anyone is offended by the name of my company.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
#3DaysToGo Only 3 days until TotallyManU launches it's official Instagram page! Who's excited?! #TotallyManU pic.twitter.com/5qTkaHomBW
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
Representatives from TotallyManU have been on the phone to @ManUtd for the last 2 hours. We are hoping to speak to Ed Woodward this evening.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
It gives me intense displeasure to break to you that we were unable to speak to Ed Woodward this evening. We will try again. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
People call me crazy for quitting my job to start this account. I don't care. I'm here to break news to United fans. It's my job now.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
The overwhelming support I have received has not gone unnoticed. As CEO of #TotallyManU I would like to thank all of you for the support.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
As chief executive of TotallyManU I would like to announce the signing of Marcos Rojo to Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/EIT3GrLznr
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
Very busy day ahead for me. Hoping to get Ed Woodward on the phone at some point this afternoon. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
I am hosting a TotallyManU Instagram party tonight in Manchester! Get your tickets NOW! Message me for details. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
I am deeply saddened to announce we were unable to contact Ed Woodward via telephone today. We are sorry for any inconvenience. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
Really low turnout tonight for the TotallyManU Instagram party. I have to say I'm very disappointed.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
It seems the poor turnout for the launch party was a landmark moment for Totally Man U and its enthusiastic CEO.
Reality appeared to set in as the founder realised he may just have made the wrong call in his new venture.
Well it's safe to say I well and truly fucked up. I shouldn't of quit my job. My followers are a waste of time and I've had shit support.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
What a fuckin disgrace you've all been
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
I left a well paid job to start a twitter account where I could break news to united fans. All I've done is receive abuse. Fuck off all of u
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
